A ‘Hare-Raising Tail’ Is Detected by a Record Number of Volunteer Sleuths

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PHOTO ESSAY BY DAVID WELTON
TEXT BY BETTY FREEMAN

Whidbey Life Magazine Contributors
March 8, 2016

Langley’s 32nd annual Mystery Weekend on Feb. 27 and 28 set an attendance record when amateur sleuths from all over descended on the Village by the Sea to help solve its yearly February crime.

This year’s hapless victim was Sir Laurence Burton, a famed Shakespearean actor and consultant to the Island Shakespeare Festival. On the morning of Feb. 26, he was found stabbed to death in Melson Alley off First Street. The motives could have been jealousy, revenge or simply a disagreement with Burton’s plan to open Hare Haven, a refuge for Langley’s burgeoning bunny population.

Ophelia Burton, grieving widow of the murder victim, suspiciously looks too happy as she is interviewed by amateur detectives.

Ophelia Burton, grieving widow of the murder victim, suspiciously looks too happy as she is interviewed by amateur detectives.

The plot centered on Langley’s bunnies and those who have differing opinions about what to do with them. Suspects included an eco-activist group that wanted to let the bunnies roam free, a vociferous mayoral candidate who wanted to deport them, a gang of hunters who wanted to trap and sell them, either to Sir Laurence Burton for Hare Haven or to the Hasenpfeffer Incorporated restaurant chain. Throw in a troupe of Shakespearean actors and their patrons and you’ve got a muddle of motives for murder.

On Saturday, the “Let the Bunnies Roam Free” group led a rally along Anthes Avenue.

On Saturday, the “Let the Bunnies Roam Free” group led a rally along Anthes Avenue.

 

Rolf Skinner, left, is part of the Hasenpfeffer Incorporated group that wants to make rabbit stew, while Shakespeare festival patron Portia Romero wears her own furry friend.

Rolf Skinner, left, is part of the Hasenpfeffer Incorporated group that wants to make rabbit stew, while Shakespeare festival patron Portia Romero wears her own furry friend.

Over 1200 people purchased clue maps and fanned out all over town to interview suspects, pick up clues and try to solve the murder for a chance to win prizes donated by Langley merchants. At the reveal on Sunday afternoon, detective I. B. Fuzz fingered the murderer as Joe Curr, who was owed money by his victim. He was promptly “arrested” by Langley Police.

This trio of amateur sleuths is also part of the Red Hat Society. Many visiting sleuths wear costumes of their own to add to the mayhem of Mystery Weekend.

This trio of amateur sleuths is also part of the Red Hat Society. Many visiting sleuths wear costumes of their own to add to the mayhem of Mystery Weekend.

 

Serious detectives take notes as the Coroner’s report is read at Langley Park on Saturday afternoon.

Serious detectives take notes as the Coroner’s report is read at Langley Park on Saturday afternoon.

 

Eco-activists, led by Bugsy Bunie, confront 49er and would-be bunny trapper Daryl B. Mortacome.

Eco-activists, led by Bugsy Bunie, confront 49er and would-be bunny trapper Daryl B. Mortacome.

 

Max Tramp, grandson of outspoken mayoral candidate Donald Tramp, uses his “Tramp” stamp to identify a supporter.

Max Tramp, grandson of outspoken mayoral candidate Donald Tramp, uses his “Tramp” stamp to identify a supporter.

 

Detectives emulate Hercule Poirot’s magnificent mustache as they confront the 49ers, who want to trap Langley’s bunnies and sell them.

Detectives emulate Hercule Poirot’s magnificent mustache as they confront the 49ers, who want to trap Langley’s bunnies and sell them.

 

Chef Bruno Wilhelm shares his exclusive Hasenpfeffer recipe with admirers.

Chef Bruno Wilhelm shares his exclusive Hasenpfeffer recipe with admirers.

 

Wilie Bunie can’t believe anyone would think he’s a murderer. But he did change his allegiance from bunny protector to bunny trapper, so anything is possible.

Wilie Bunie can’t believe anyone would think he’s a murderer. But he did change his allegiance from bunny protector to bunny trapper, so anything is possible.

 

Joe Curr is arrested by Langley Police after detective I.B. Fuzz identifies him as the murderer of Sir Laurence Burton. He was later seen uncuffed and eating spaghetti at the Knights of Columbus Spaghetti Dinner. (photo by Betty Freeman)

Joe Curr is arrested by Langley Police after detective I.B. Fuzz identifies him as the murderer of Sir Laurence Burton. (He was later seen uncuffed and eating spaghetti at the Knights of Columbus Spaghetti Dinner.)   |   Photo by Betty Freeman

 

Georgia Gerber’s bronze bunny surveys the scene during Langley’s Mystery Weekend Feb. 27-28. As far as she’s concerned, Langley is the perfect home for bunnies.

Georgia Gerber’s bronze bunny surveys the scene during Langley’s Mystery Weekend Feb. 27-28. As far as she’s concerned, Langley is the perfect home for bunnies.

 

Image at top: Visiting sleuths try to pick up clues at the “Scene of the Crime” on Melson Alley off First Street. The protest group “Let the Bunnies Roam Free” also left their calling card.

David Welton is a retired physician and staff photographer for Whidbey Life magazine.

Betty Freeman works for the Langley Chamber of Commerce, which sponsors the annual Mystery Weekend.

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