BY BETTY FREEMAN
Whidbey Life Magazine Contributor
February 24, 2016
There’ll be “Much Ado About Murder” in Langley during Mystery Weekend, this next Saturday and Sunday, Feb. 27 and 28.
For the last 32 years, Langley has been the scene of a “murder” in late February. Amateur sleuths from far and wide come to the Village by the Sea to help figure out the latest whodunit. A troupe of seasoned actors takes over the town for two days as the mystery, penned by Loretta Martin, unfolds.
Martin collects ideas all year for her murder mystery, usually including details of current events. Her story is always full of puns, word play and absurd takeoffs of real people in the news.
“It’s thrilling to see the characters I invent come to life,” said Martin. “It’s the highlight of my year.”
The Island Shakespeare Festival and Langley’s ravenous rabbits figure prominently in this year’s mystery. Langley’s wascally wabbits had their fifteen minutes of fame late last year when TV crews converged on Langley to discover why the town was divided as to what should be done about the harey problem.
They may look cute to the casual visitor, but Langley’s burgeoning bunny population eats up yards and pastures, burrows into lawns and sports fields and generally wreaks havoc.

They may look cute to the casual visitor, but Langley’s burgeoning bunny population eats up yards and pastures, burrows into lawns and sports fields and generally wreaks havoc.
Now it seems the bunnies are mixed up in murder most foul.
What seemed like the perfect answer to the bunny boondoggle appeared in a proposal from one of Langley’s newest residents, famed British Shakespearean actor, Sir Laurence Burton, who moved to Whidbey as a consultant to The Island Shakespeare Festival.

After Burton purchased a 40-acre farm near Honeymoon Bay he learned about Langley’s lepus lament. Burton offered to establish a rabbit sanctuary on his farm and announced he would pay $5 for every bunny humanely captured and delivered to his sanctuary. Burton promised to shelter the Langley bunnies for life in climate-controlled hutches with large rabbit-fenced pastures in which to roam.
His wife Ophelia didn’t think much of this idea. She’s allergic to rabbit fur and has enough problems already keeping track of her husband, who may have his roaming eye on one of the younger Shakespeare festival actresses.
A group of avid hunters, led by Elmer Dud and Wiley Bunie, want to trap the rabbits and sell them to Sir Laurence.

A motley band of eco-activists wants to “let the bunnies roam free and frolic.”

And outspoken Langley mayoral candidate Donald Tramp made the campaign promise to “Deport these aliens!”
However, Sir Laurence’s proposition seemed like the perfect compromise. So why would anyone want to murder him?
Nevertheless, the cold, stiff body of the famous Shakespearean actor was found on the morning of Feb. 26 in Melson Alley in the village.
Naturally the police have been called in, and veteran Detective I.B. Fuzz and her cousin Hagetha Kisstea are on the case. But as usual, with these annual late February murders in Langley, the city has called for the assistance of amateur sleuths to help solve the mystery.
None of the characters know if they will be accused of murder until everybody learns the truth at the Mystery Weekend finale at Langley Middle School auditorium at 5 p.m. on Sunday afternoon.

“Everybody [the actors] makes the plot dark and the motive muddy,” said veteran Mystery Weekend actress Josh Hauser, who this year plays Velma T. Bunie, a bookstore owner and patron of the Shakespeare Festival.
“The troupe gets along well and plays off each other,” she added.

Here’s how Mystery Weekend works. Sleuths come to Langley and line up outside the Visitor and Information Center on Anthes Street starting at 10 a.m. Saturday or Sunday morning. There they buy a clue map for $10 ($8 for seniors and military) and are given a copy of The Langley Gazette with details of the murder.
From there, detectives fan out all over town, visiting the crime scene, picking up clues from participating merchants and interacting with the suspects, who will be in costume and whose photographs will be displayed in the windows of the Dog House.

When you think you know “whodunit,” enter your solution on the official contest entry form and bring it back to Mystery Weekend headquarters at 208 Anthes Street. Correct solutions will be placed in a drawing for grand prizes, provided by local innkeepers and merchants. Incorrect solutions are still eligible for other prizes.
The prize drawing will take place after the solution is announced at Langley Middle School auditorium at 5 p.m. on Sunday, Feb. 28. If winners are not present, they will be notified after the finale.
For more details about Mystery Weekend, go to http://www.visitlangley.com.

Betty Freeman works for the Langley Chamber of Commerce, which sponsors the annual Mystery Weekend.
All Photos by Sharon Lundahl.
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